1. any type of under clothing: it is intelligent to make sure there is a layer (preferably thick) between the thrift store clothing item and your bare skin. sweaters? wear a shirt underneath and you're good to go. snow jumpsuits? go for it! but a bra/lingerie/jock strap? keep walking. act as though you did not even see it.
2. sheets/other bedding: self-explanatory, i hope.
3. makeup: ever heard of conjunctivitis? commonly known as pink eye. this poor lady made the sorry mistake of buying that discontinued, periwinkle eye shadow. but now the only color she will be wearing is pink. fleshy, swollen, itching pink. worth it?
4. toothbrushes: who knows where that toothbrush has been? (refer to number 4)
5. a beautiful perfectly new-looking purple electra beach cruiser: why? because its mine. Purple was stolen from me november 17th, 2010. i suppose you have permission to buy it, only if your sole intent is to surrender the dear bike back to its proper owner. me. any info on Purple is greatly appreciated.....THANKS! (to Purple: i know you are probably out there somewhere reading this. you are probably cold. i want you to know i miss you and i'll never forget you. make yourself known so you can be found. honk that horn. i will hear it and we will meet again.)
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